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werewolf Site Admin

Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Posts: 1240 Location: Luton UK
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 8:02 pm Post subject: Barton Warlocks at it again! |
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Barton Warlocks practising levitation techniques at Barton Hills
After checking the 'Ley' energies in the spring waters they climbed
to the summit of 'Bonfire' hill to take refreshments. Whilst setting up
a group-photo, the "Lincolnshire poacher" was suddenly swept off his
feet. The photographer noticed an energy vortex ripple through the hay
just as the "poacher" became airborne! Yet another unexplained phenomena
in the legends of the "Warlocks".
other 'Barton Warlock' shenanygenns! _________________
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 2:53 pm Post subject: friends of lincoln society |
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Ive seen that poacher around lincoln he floats about knicking our carrots |
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werewolf Site Admin

Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Posts: 1240 Location: Luton UK
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:26 am Post subject: Will be coming up to investigate! |
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Will be coming up to investigate!
Guest wrote: | Ive seen that poacher around lincoln he floats about knicking our carrots |
Owing to the seriousness of this I shall personally be be instigating
an 'at-field' enquiry!
I shall be arriving in those Lincolnshire Fields early tommorow morning
to start my investigation.
I shall require Tea and muffins and a stout stick!
Anyone with any information regarding the "Lincolnshire poacher" please
contact the
werewolf@ukdecay.co.uk
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L.P. Guest
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:15 am Post subject: Holy Matrimony |
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Hopefully this will help you on your quest! |
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werewolf Site Admin

Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Posts: 1240 Location: Luton UK
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:50 pm Post subject: Now back from lincolnshire |
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Lincolnshire Poacher
After spending 3 days up in sunny Lincs looking for that poacher I can now
reveal the mission completed.
Using the clues posted up above by L.P. I was able to track the poacher down,
he was hanging out in a Scout Jambouree!
However, on my arrival at the camp, the poacher made his escape on his
bicycle and was seen heading across fields and dykes towards the great
cathederal city of lincoln.
The poacher has now claimed sanctuary in that great gothic cathederal,
hiding amongst the 'green-men', 'imps' and 'grimories' that inhabit there.
Occasionally he can be heard singing his song at night, high up in the
towers and buttresses.
The werewolf of course could not enter the great temple, asside from the
abundance of Holy water and silver bullets kept under the alter, it costs a
staggering £4 to get in!
After dispatching an agent to keep watch, the werewolf made his return
to 'a town called malice' safe in the knowledge that at least for the time
being, the world would be safe from the Poacher.
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:22 pm Post subject: POACHER |
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Last i heard he was hiding out in a bagers hole |
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frankyfang Guest
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:41 am Post subject: The poachers nuts. |
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Dont believe the old dog. His bollocks rattle when he speaks, a sign that the ferrets have gnawed throught his scrotal sac leavin his nuts rattlin about! Apart from that defect hes a jolly nice chap after a pint or three, Just dont mention badgers to him. |
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PJ King of Chav's

Joined: 04 Apr 2004 Posts: 148
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:37 pm Post subject: your mother smells of elderberry |
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HA HA so im in a badgers hole no more so what out once i get out of this bloody fox hole i got stuck in last weeks even tide oh arrr |
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duncan disorderly

Joined: 20 Apr 2004 Posts: 9
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:25 pm Post subject: turnips |
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watch out for that lincolnshire poacher ,legend has it that those who meet him would live in a turnip feild and party with him for five years to be released 5 years older without ever realising where they have been |
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frankforthright Minstrel

Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Posts: 19
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:46 am Post subject: |
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ah is that the old mugger of amptill , last seen play his banjo and sitting old a gate by woburn wild animal kingdom _________________ "Give me a toke before I croak" |
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