UK Decay

Guest · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:06 pm Post subject: joke of the day

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: \"What does the cow say?\"
Child: \"Moo!\"
Mother: \"Great! What does the cat say?\"
Child: \"Meow.\"
Mother: \"Oh, you\'re so smart! What does the frog say?\"
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, \"Bud.\"

Guest · Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:03 am Post subject: joke of the daY2

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor\'s office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man\'s arse was that eye staring right back at him. \"You know, \" said the doctor, \"you really have to learn to trust me.\"