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[werewolf]

Weird shit in the countryside!

The Government wants everybody to get out and take a walk
in the great british countryside lately, hidden away innocuously amongst
a copse of trees on the Bedfordshire/Hertfordshire border on a walk recently
we found this!


"Hmmmmm" looks a bit odd, dont it"

Well thats because it's a fake!


We found a 30 metre high fake tree!
Looking closer we found it bristling with antennae , discs and...Cameras!

"What the shit!"

Take a closer look at your 'beautiful ' natural countryside...
look real carefully at the trees in your vicinity ....

Watch out for these 'Big Brother, Triffids' popping up in your locality!

In case you think this is some kind off April Fooll, check out this...

http://www.mobileshop.org/safety/basestation.htm
or thiis
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/sci_tech/2000/dot_life/2261039.stm

We are getting used to CCTV in the Citiy's, but this out there in our
beautiful countryside, takes the biscuit !

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[THORN]

LOL That thing looks so unreal it's bound to attract attention,if i was out and about walking and saw this thing i'd have to go take a gander and see what the hell it was...it looks more out of place than a big silver mast would be

[Guest]

Wouldn't get too close mate, you will get fried! LOL

[werewolf]

Hi and welcome THORN

[PJ]

They hide these bloody antennae in schools petrol station sign boards on farms and now in our diminishing wood land, it is a disgrace the goverment approves these dangerous masts because they say they give off no ionising radiation which they say is safe so as long as you cant feel it burning you skin its ok right!
if this is the case then x rays must be safe as you dont feel them when you have an x ray at hospital. cancer levels are soaring in this country as a result of all the microwave transmitters all over our land we are being radiated with harmful microwave beams this is not paranoia its the truth it is time to start doing something about this before its too late. I have found many dead birds at the bottom of these masts that have had their little bones fried while perching on these killers.
The goverment is not going to do anything because its big buisness for them i wonder if Torny blair would like a transmitter on the side of his house personally id like to stick one right up his ass, its down to the people of this country to do something about these killer masts ,
one love PJ

[werewolf]

nice place for a chair!
more weird shit in the countryside
Again on the Herts/Beds borderlands in the magnificent spring
countryside we came across more weirdness!

I would love to see how this would go down in the City!
But what a splendid place for a chair!
In fact in the last couple of weeks whilst taking some air imbetween
beavering away at the latest newsletter, we have come across no less
than 3 of these strange chairs in different locations!

Steve Spon's favourite chair!


here's another!


Perhaps they are placed there for the weary traveller;
or maybe it is some kind of 'arty' field installation!
Or maybe it's a crafty chill out chair for the country side
wardens?
All 3 chairs we saw pointed west. . does this mean something?

Or just maybe: its the Lincolnshire Poacher at it again!
Any ideas anyone?

Yours confused

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[the Poacher]

AH Well you see thats the direction that phesants take off. Its been a long time since i poached i those parts but im sure i was fired at from one of those chairs many moons ago, although i know they sometimes have other uses as monitoring sites by folk in strange black suits ive often seen them in the woods where the magic grows,

got to go now the ost office is shutting and these eels down my trousers need to be delievered to the vicar see you all soon me beauties
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[nubile child of belial]

trees are good
trees are kind,
but the trees that
big bruv gives you
are not the loving kind.
they will grill you
then they'll bill you
and then they'll rot your mind
step right inside, my friends
or you'll be left behind
just buy 100 minutes more
and we'll give you
a 1000 free
then listen to the crazy frog
as you're nailed to that
PLASTIC freakin TREE

[children of the one]

I love trees but not these,
they burn a hole in my head and made me sneeze
their going up at an alarming rate,
time to bring them down me old mate.

[werewolf]

Fake Tree in Studham!

They are Multiplying!

Another Fake Tree has been reported by our roving cycle yomper,
at Studham, south Bedfordshire, UK., about one mile south east of
Whipsnade Zoo, on the east side of Studham Common.
This recent addition to the Chiltern countryside confirms a growing trend,
that disguises mobile telemetry antennae as natural objects such as Fake
Trees.
The Studham fake tree, is a different model to the Hexton one pictured
above on the earlier post, one assumes that the factory that constructs
these fake trees must have various models at their disposal.
Anyway here are 3 shots taken by our reporter of the Studham ‘tree’


One wonders whether they will put up lights on one this at Xmas time!
and maybe a giant Faery on top to go with it!

The base of the Fake Tree of Studham..will every tree in the future
have a 'life support system' like this one?


The Studham 'tree', in the middle there, 'blending in' to the countryscape.

Perhaps they really think folk won’t notice these dark sentinels of the
forthcoming wide-fi rapture, masquerading as ‘cute and regular’ green
trees!

Has anyone else spotted one of these?

W.W.
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