UK Decay

[Guest]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a cold one.
The bartender replies, \"Sorry, we don\'t serve food here.\"

[blinkpoker]

god thats nearly as bad as ....gary glitter is going to be the next dr who,he's gonna have 2 assistants k9 and jane 10...boom boom

[jay wolfendale]

So, There's these two snowmen stood in a field, one turns to the other and says " Ere' Can You Smell Carrots ?".......................x

[oi eater]

two carrots standing in a field...
says first carrot.."look out theres a couple of old white codgers coming"
2nd. carrot...."the last time I got caught by one of them, he tried snorting me"
1st. carrot.." must have been his bad eyesight,.. should have eaten you,..
Come on I'm getting back in me Tescos wrapper, before they miss me"