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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:26 am Post subject: A ham sandwich walks into a bar... |
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a cold one.
The bartender replies, \"Sorry, we don\'t serve food here.\" |
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blinkpoker Guest
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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god thats nearly as bad as ....gary glitter is going to be the next dr who,he's gonna have 2 assistants k9 and jane 10...boom boom |
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jay wolfendale Guest
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:05 pm Post subject: xmas fun |
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So, There's these two snowmen stood in a field, one turns to the other and says " Ere' Can You Smell Carrots ?".......................x |
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oi eater Guest
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:45 am Post subject: snowdrops in the snowy stuff |
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two carrots standing in a field...
says first carrot.."look out theres a couple of old white codgers coming"
2nd. carrot...."the last time I got caught by one of them, he tried snorting me"
1st. carrot.." must have been his bad eyesight,.. should have eaten you,..
Come on I'm getting back in me Tescos wrapper, before they miss me" |
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